"No, I am not the gay"
That's a direct quote from the third installment of the "Transporter" series.
They are dumb, fast, furious and dumber.
The plot doesn't matter. You could be watching any one of the series and it wouldn't make any difference. Jason Statham is still Jason Statham...whipping his shirt off at any opportunity to show what a great body he has and then beating the crap out of a dozen Eastern European baddies.
Despite that and despite my better judgement I can't help but get a kick out of these films.
I'm so sorry everyone.